I recall writing this entry, and it was probably my favorite blog post of last year. Then again it only had to compete with like 4 others, so it wasn’t that hard to choose a winner lol. So I was inspired from myself to create this one. Instead of numbers though, let’s switch it up and use letters! I mean I have a job now, so I have time to blog. Duh. Anyway here are 26 things I look for in the opposite sex.
A – Ass. Like I’ve mentioned before, I’m neither an assman or a breastman. I’m both.
B – Brains. I’m a sapiosexual dude. And if you don’t know what that means, you should look it up.
C – Cups. As in cup-size. I wasn't lying about "A." And just like Scattergories, C-Cups give you double points! Just kidding, Bs are fine too.
D – Debonair. Luda said it best – “I want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets!” Yeah, yeah.
E – Exotic. Reeg can’t have no plain chick! This word slightly edged out erotic lol.
F – Funny. I feel I can carry my weight on the humor side, but sometimes I like to be entertained as well.
G – Genuine. This might be a tad cliché, but it’s up there on my list.
H – Horny. I can’t be the only hornball in the relationship. Libido is a good thing.
I – Intimate. Not necessarily the physical traits, but someone who can open up to me and share their innermost thoughts. And wear intimates too though lol - ah I love homonyms.
J – Jovial. I’m a pretty jolly dude, and would hope that gets reciprocated.
K – Knowledgeable. Not saying you have to be a walking Wikipedia, but to abreast of current events should suffice.
L – Laughter. Someone who makes laughing a priority. Someone who can laugh at me and with me. And someone who could laugh at herself.
M – Motivated. This is along the lines of being goal-oriented, but “G” was already taken!
N – Nurturing. Not that I need it, but it shows that you would have good maternal instincts.
O – Organized. I don’t want you to cramp my style. Organization is the key to efficiency.
P – Passionate. About whatever you do. About life. About me!
Q – Quirky. Some idiosyncrasies here and there, but nothing too weird.
R – Respectful. It’s another basic trait, but like a scale, it’s something that holds weight.
S – Spontaneous. Since I’ll be the rationale one for the most part. I’m like 70/30 reasonable, so ideally my mate would be 70/30 spontaneous.
T – Thoughtful. Real talk, it’s the little things that matter. They go a long way like a hail mary pass.
U – Unfiltered. Don’t hold anything back. Whether it’s good or bad, tell me thoroughly or lash out at me. None of this “I’m fine” bullish!
V – Versatile. When it comes to your interests, your steez, your overall persona – someone who can’t fit in a bucket. Give me a mixed goodie bag!
W – Witty. I would like challengers in a battle of wits. Wittiness is like a good corniness, but beware of the fine line between the two.
X – Xenophilic. Don’t you hate it when you come across these lists and something like ‘xcited” shows up? Effin’ cheaters. Anyway, the world is an adventurous place. I’d need a travel buddy!
Y – Youthful. This is not to be confused with young. You can be a generation older and display a youthful exuberance.
Z – Zany. I’ve used Funny and Laughter, which can be synonyms. That’s not redundant, just an important trait to me.
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