Friday, January 28, 2005

Better late than never I suppose, so here's a brief SmallVizzle recap:

* they said LL would have a more developed, mature character, but it seems like she's regressed. or maybe she's just insecure? still hot though when she was wearing nothing but my button up shirt. i mean jason's. durrrr
* chloe's not a V and she did the deed with jimmy (could it be the same jimmy olsen from the daily planet??)
* good to see a chloe/LL scene talking about their relationships.
* alicia was flyer than i remember her. or maybe that's because earlier this week she played a lesbian on boston legal. or maybe because her clothes were usually off. or maybe both.
* lex is opening up to daddy, which is a good thing.
* how come lex has that big arse house, but we only see him in his office/loft?
* to be honest, clark and alicia looked like a good couple.
* even though they didn't work out, at least clark knows he has someone who can ride for him.
* tom welling's acting ability has dramatically improved.
* jesse mccartney's "beautiful soul" is my new jam (sorry jefe).

Then I was channel surfing and like totally forgot "Newlyweds" made its debut. I'm not sure who considers themselves newlyweds after 2 years of marital bliss, but what else would you call it?? Anyway, they hopped up to Napa for the weekend and squished grapes, tasted wine and sparkling wine, and ate cheese. I was thinking they'd probably have dinner at French Laundry or something, but nothing was shown. They did eat another piece of wedding cake though. I swear I thought that they just celebrated their 1 year, but it may have just been a rerun. Jessica moment: confusing Caberet with Cabernet.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Smallville hasn't been on in 2 months. I was reading TV Week from this Sunday's newspaper and it had the following blurb after the main story:

Meanwhile, Lana (Kristin Kreuk) decides to have sex with Jason (Jensen Ackles) in order to win him back.

thoughts upon reading that: &*(&(*&^%$^(&(*&(*$&)@Q_!@(+#$*!*_@$*_*!!!!!!!!!!!!

thoughts after letting it soak in: &*(&(*&^%$^(&(*&(*$&)@Q_!@(+#$*!*_@$*_*!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess we'll see tonight. Whatever happened to the family oriented show?

thought du jour:

they say that a girl knows if she's gonna sleep with you within 5 minutes of meeting you. that's why i cannot stress why first impressions are so important. anyways, when you meet a girl, talk to her for a few minutes. then after 5 minutes, just ask her the following: "so whaddya think?" if she smiles slyly, then you're on the right path. if she has a puzzled look, then game over for you.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Inspired by cicely's post, here goes my top 25 list:

1. kristin kreuk
2. jessica alba
3. kate beckinsdale
4. angelina jolie
5. josie maran
6. ali landry
7. adriana lima
8. stacey kiebler
9. katie holmes
10. brooke burke
11. kelly ripa
12. vanessa minnillo
13. elisha cuthbert
14. beyonce knowles
15. kira kenner
16. krista allen
17. kylie minogue
18. eva longoria
19. kelly hu
20. malia jones
21. jessica biel
22. scarlett johanssen
23. rachel bilson
24. britney spears
25. anna kournikova

Kinda wanted to keep it PG-13, but Kira had to make the list somewhere. I think the saddest thing is that my sister and my mom's names appear within the top 4. I may have missed a couple too. Yes there are some classics that aren't on the list, but I have another! Here is my preliminary Hall of Fame list (girls who've been hot for 5 years or more):

catherine zeta-jones
jennifer lopez
alyssa milano
tyra banks
salma hayek

I need some pink kicks. Not Pink Panther-pink, just a nice soft one as an accent color. Here are my options:

Any suggestions? Yes I know pink is so 2003 and we're already in 2005. I'm just a little slow in adapting to the times. Like it took almost a month for my first blog of this new year. And I haven't been to the gym in days put a month on it. Well all that is about to change. I'll blog more religously, like multiple times a day. And I'll hit the gym daily. Maybe.