Droppin' Bombs

Dropping a deuce then subsequently wiping with a sprained wrist isn't as fun as it sounds.  I kinda sprained my wrist last week during our football game, so each wipe this week kinda hurt.  Today I tried just using the other hand, but it wasn't as effective - I couldn't get that friction.  It's like masturbating with the opposite hand - almost unnatural and you think you're cheating the primary one.  Hope my wrist heals in time for my next golf round though.
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