To All My One or Zero Legged People

Yo for real, if I was like Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump, then I would be all over these. Man prosthetics have come a long way...I think of the one in Deuce Bigelow. But those would be Chuck Taylors and these are like the latest Jordans. Halloween is right around the corner, so I call dibs on the Prosthetic Man!





I wonder if you could NikeID then with built in turbo boosters and colors. So when you say "I'm black from the waist down" then it would be really true! My vert and overall speed would benefit tremendously too. Hmmm...
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