Thursday, February 17, 2011

Sexual Words

Ever notice how indirectly sexual some words are? Or maybe I'm just a perve? I'm sure it's a bit of both. Off the top of my head, here are a few, along with their definitions. Consequently, these are some of my favorite words to use!

–adverb, adjective
2. equal to or alongside in progress, attainment, or awareness (usually followed by of or with ): to keep abreast of scientific developments; keeping abreast with the times.

Reeg's usage: I am abreast of her breast augmentation.

1. perfectly sure or certain; completely confident in one's own mind: She was cocksure that she was able to do the job better than anyone else.

Reeg's usage: Mandingo is cocksure of his ability to perform in front of the camera.

1. a group or combination of six things.

Reeg's thought: Seriously though, why couldn't they just call this word sixtuplets? I swear the word originator here just had visions of an orgy. Hornball.

2. Informal . a person or thing not at all threatening: a pussycat underneath all his gruffness.

Reeg's thought: I think the word "puss" is gross, because I think of that stuff oozing out. But if you just add a "y" to the end, then it looks 10x better.

–verb (used with object)
1. to disturb persistently; torment, as with troubles or cares; bother continually; pester; persecute.

Reeg's thought: I'm not the only one who thinks of this as "her ass." Who else changes pronounciations of things? No Rajon, no Armen, no Gadzuric.

2. Psychoanalysis . a. of or pertaining to the second stage of psychosexual development, during which gratification is derived from the retention or expulsion of feces.

Reeg's thought: If I hear that someone's anal, I first think "so they like to take it up the poop shoot?"

1. wandering from place to place without any settled home; nomadic: a vagabond tribe.

Reeg's thought: Yes I know this means nomadic and stuff, but let's break up the word - "vag" is self-explanatory, and "bond" for this context means hold together. So guys, you gotta ensure you have a vagabond chick.

On a related note, I always laughed at Andy Roddick's surname. It's almost redundant haha. But since he's married to Brooklyn Decker, then he's a winner in the game of life. Imagine though Andy giving Brooklyn the business, and he's like "yo girl you want that raw d*ck in you?" Brooklyn hears "Roddick" and is all thinking "there he goes talking about about himself in 3rd person again," but he really wasn't. Hmmph.